Tuesday, October 24, 2006

P. O. V.

Oh no! The world has suddenly turned neo-Cubist!

It all started when Constantine engaged an associate in a minor debate! Soon Constantine could see both sides of the issue! Then poor Constantine began to see both sides of everything!

The traditional single viewpoint has been abandoned! Perspective has been fractured! The multiple views provide too much information! It's impossible to move! Constantine quickly tries to eliminate all but one perspective!

It works! The world falls into a recognizeable order!

Absolute truths exist.
Abortion is murder.
Kosovo is Serbian land.
Sex is not a hobby.
Gay marriage is immoral and contrary to nature.
Multiculturalism is really just anti-culturalism.
Contraception disrespects life.
Sigmund Freud was dangerously inaccurate.
Existentialism is part of the very ideology which it attacks, and its radicalism is illusory.



Blogger Mimi said...

My mom has a gift for seeing all sides of an issue, it used to drive me nuts, but now I appreciate it.

Wed Oct 25, 02:06:00 am 2006  

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