Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Asian Failure

A little something Edward found while trawling Facebook:

If you get anything less than an A in ANY school subject, your parents are gonna kick your ass because anything less than an A wont get you into university. Congratulations, you have Asian failed. Join the club.

-ASIAN PERCENTAGES FOR THE KIDS-
100-90 - "YES!... phew"
90-86 - "Ohhhkayyyyyy"
85-80 - "Damnit!" <--- Asian failure starts here
70-80 - "Aw shit!"
60-70 - "Oh f*ck! My mom's gonna kill me!"
50-60 - "F*ck f*ckedy f*ckf*ckf*ck!"
<50? - Uh, well, if you don't kill yourself, your parents will

-ASIAN PERCENTAGES FOR THE PARENTS-
100-93 - "Hmm... okay"
93-80 - "Better improve it... NOW"
<80 - AIYAAA WTF LAHHH *pulls out hair*!!!

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2 Comments:

Blogger Ian said...

He he; having many friends from SE Asia, I can identify. My parents were happy with anything; my poor friends had to get 100%!
:)

Mon Dec 03, 04:12:00 pm 2007  
Blogger Francis said...

Very, very entertaining. Post more of this stuff.

Wed Dec 05, 10:45:00 am 2007  

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