Tuesday, January 22, 2008

The Ultimate Truth

A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired.

- Bash.org

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3 Comments:

Anonymous Niewiadomo said...

Great, especially this part:

"But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired."

:DDD

Fri Feb 01, 12:36:00 am 2008  
Blogger Karen said...

ha ha ha! How true.

Sat Feb 02, 06:49:00 am 2008  
Blogger war in the pocket said...

sad but true

Wed Feb 06, 01:49:00 pm 2008  

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